ACTIVITIES: Hurling plastic disc, then chasing it. Riding human powered two wheeled machine. Maintaining life of tiny human offspring.
WEAKNESSES: Propensity to avoid sleep mode. Vulnerable to the Feels. Opened junk food must be fully consumed. Destructible skeleton.
ACTIVITIES: Writing logical poetry in ‘1’s and ‘0’s. Playing God in multiple concurrent simulations. Endlessly pouring over dramatized footage of other humans. Scaling objects not designed for human ascension.
WEAKNESSES: Direct exposure to rays of nearest star. Disturbed by unmarked rectangles of flattened cellulose pulp. Reacts negatively to humans with painted faces, red noses, and colorful hair.
ACTIVITIES: Throwing icosahedron and participation in group hallucinations. Building patchwork board games out of the remnants of other board games and duct tape.
WEAKNESSES: C8H10N4O2 withdrawal. Multicore processor not optimized. High Freezing point.
ACTIVITIES: Arranging wavelength spectrums into shaped configurations other humans find “pleasing”. Ingesting poisons for leisure. Playing pretend with cardboard widgets.
WEAKNESSES: Reliant on O2 and H2O. Easily distracted by complexities. Requires calorie intake for continued function.
ACTIVITIES: Forceful collisions between a tree-stick and cow-sphere. Tracking trinkets in meat-space via satellite positioning coordinates.
WEAKNESSES: No flotation device properly installed. Sinks.
ACTIVITIES: Pressing plastic buttons to achieve change within computer systems. Staring mindlessly at dynamic screen images relayed through high frequency electro-magnetic radiation waves.
WEAKNESSES: Prone to alarm clock malfunction. Need for daily nutrition. Female companion currently in possession of override codes.
ACTIVITIES: Culinary Chemistry. Chasing the sun to its termination point. Reformatting belongings into effective storage solutions.
WEAKNESSES: Requires daily hibernation cycle. Adversary to swimming tuxedo-birds.
ACTIVITIES: Converting longitudinal waves into electron patterns. Arranging sound waves into mood alterting formats. Manipulating software to produce intricate noises.
WEAKNESSES: System time out of sync with normal Earth Day/Night cycle. Irregular bootup sequence.